It’s Friday! Freak out with some links, neatly assembled for your browsing pleasure, after ye ole jump.
* And it’s all thanks to Facebook: Bono Now World’s Richest Musician
* Kanye is finally putting his DONDA project to work: Kanye West Premiering New Film at Cannes
* We would like to have: Can’t Afford the Synthesizer of Your Dreams? Draw It Instead
* Jack White really, really wants to get into the record books. He should totally hook up with OMA — we’re champion record-breakers: Jack White Responds to Guinness World Records With Hilarious Record Attempt
* You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means: ’90s Punk Commercial