Happy Friday, kids! Before you flop to the floor — relieved that the reign of terror has nearly ended — read up with some links.
* A very valid question: Teen Bieber Fan To 4Chan: Why Do You Want Me To Cut Myself?
* Then why the whole Internet Radio Fairness Act dealie?: Pandora’s Trimble Insists: Hitting Profitability Is ‘Doable’
* It has nothing to do with cats: YouTube’s Dirty Little Secret
* Say hello to my little friend. No, really, say “hello”: The Only Way To Answer Your Phone